I'd Say Sorry If I Could Talk

Dear Jivers,

I am Shane's voicebox. And an aching, paining, phlegmy excuse for a voicebox am I.

So as much as I'd like to blame the cancelled shows on Doug being in the airforce, Craig locking himself in his room like a little beeyatch or Nic simply falling asleep and waking up three days later (not an exaggeration, this happens) - I cannot. It's all my fault. It's my fault we didn't play on Saturday and it's my fault we can't play on Wednesday.

But we'll make it up to you, I promise from the bottom of my grey, shrivelled little heart. So if you feel like you were let down by little old me in your hour of need, email me and we'll work out how I can make it up to you.

Yours Sincerely
Shane's Voicebox