Party Time @ Xtreme Cosmic Bowling Alley!

You know it's going to be serious party time! Click here for details and directions and what not.

Genius? A Little Bit Maybe.

So, as many of you know - Craig (the drums guy) is completing his Matric stifikate this year. So, obviously, here at desmondandthetutus.blogspot.com we're all a bunch of gambling addicts and we'll turn anything into a chance to give crap away. The winner will receive an awesome Desmond & The Tutus T-shirt, or anything else from our extensive merchendise catalog.

The question is simple: How well do you think Craig is going to do in Maths? Leave your answer and an email address in the comments and when he's done, the winner will be the person that guesses the closest answer.

Rock 'n Rule. Yeah!

So if you were there on Friday night, thanks for coming - we had fun, we know you had fun and we all know that old guy in the beret had the most fun any human being has ever had in his whole life ever.



PS: Keep the 8th of September open - it's going to rule!

Live @ The Bohemian!

Okay, so if you're like us. You feel like Desmond & The Tutus hasn't played in like a million years. But do not dispair, because we're back from the dead and we're ready to rock 'n rule. See you chaps there.

By the way, David Shriggly totally designed the poster for us. Who's that you say? He's a famous international designer you uncultured baffoons! Google him.

Hey! Look! Famous! Wow! Yeah!

So, in case you're like us and you thought everyone in the world hated your favourite Rock 'n Rule band, then you're probably sort of right but it's nice when things like this happen.

So apart from Tony spelling my name ESS AICH AYE EYE ENN instead of ESS AICH AYE ENN EEE and using the worst possible photos of human beings ever, it's pretty cool.

Our interview on JHBlive.

Design & The Tutus

Pictures! Pictures! Pretty pretty pictures! Design us a gig poster that we can use at our next show and email it to us and if we like your handywork more than we like Doug's groundbreaking work of genius [above] then we'll use it and you'll get a prize. A prize that you will like, we promise.

We All Hate Them. They All Hate Us.

Okay, despite our amazing poster art for the Tokyo Star show it was so cancelled. Hope none of you are camping outside the doors, because you're totally wasting your time. But we're at The Bohemian soon, we'll see you there - unless you hate us now.

I Don't Know What To Say.

There's a free something in it for you if you can spot the Tutu in the above picture. I'll give you a clue - it's not the accordian guy or the trumpet lady. I don't know if I'm more freaked out or more turned on by that blue silk shirt.

If you ask nicely, I'm sure he'll wear it to Tokyo Star this Saturday.

Live @ Tokyo Star!

Come on you hipsters. Don't act like you're too hip for Tokyo Star. You're not. You still like it there. And now you're going to like it even more. Why? Because your favourite Rock 'n Rule band Desmond & The Tutus is playing there! Awesome!

By the way, a little bird told me that there'll be some more Desmond & The Tutus T-shirts hanging out at Tokyo Star that very evening. So if you happen to be there and you spark conversation with them and throw them some compliments and maybe buy them a drink or two one of them might go home with you.

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!

You know these guys. They're nice. We're nice. You're nice. Let's dance!