We All Hate Them. They All Hate Us.

Okay, despite our amazing poster art for the Tokyo Star show it was so cancelled. Hope none of you are camping outside the doors, because you're totally wasting your time. But we're at The Bohemian soon, we'll see you there - unless you hate us now.

I Don't Know What To Say.

There's a free something in it for you if you can spot the Tutu in the above picture. I'll give you a clue - it's not the accordian guy or the trumpet lady. I don't know if I'm more freaked out or more turned on by that blue silk shirt.

If you ask nicely, I'm sure he'll wear it to Tokyo Star this Saturday.

Live @ Tokyo Star!

Come on you hipsters. Don't act like you're too hip for Tokyo Star. You're not. You still like it there. And now you're going to like it even more. Why? Because your favourite Rock 'n Rule band Desmond & The Tutus is playing there! Awesome!

By the way, a little bird told me that there'll be some more Desmond & The Tutus T-shirts hanging out at Tokyo Star that very evening. So if you happen to be there and you spark conversation with them and throw them some compliments and maybe buy them a drink or two one of them might go home with you.

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!

You know these guys. They're nice. We're nice. You're nice. Let's dance!