Live @ The Bohemian!

Okay, so if you're like us. You feel like Desmond & The Tutus hasn't played in like a million years. But do not dispair, because we're back from the dead and we're ready to rock 'n rule. See you chaps there.

By the way, David Shriggly totally designed the poster for us. Who's that you say? He's a famous international designer you uncultured baffoons! Google him.

Hey! Look! Famous! Wow! Yeah!

So, in case you're like us and you thought everyone in the world hated your favourite Rock 'n Rule band, then you're probably sort of right but it's nice when things like this happen.

So apart from Tony spelling my name ESS AICH AYE EYE ENN instead of ESS AICH AYE ENN EEE and using the worst possible photos of human beings ever, it's pretty cool.

Our interview on JHBlive.

Design & The Tutus

Pictures! Pictures! Pretty pretty pictures! Design us a gig poster that we can use at our next show and email it to us and if we like your handywork more than we like Doug's groundbreaking work of genius [above] then we'll use it and you'll get a prize. A prize that you will like, we promise.

We All Hate Them. They All Hate Us.

Okay, despite our amazing poster art for the Tokyo Star show it was so cancelled. Hope none of you are camping outside the doors, because you're totally wasting your time. But we're at The Bohemian soon, we'll see you there - unless you hate us now.

I Don't Know What To Say.

There's a free something in it for you if you can spot the Tutu in the above picture. I'll give you a clue - it's not the accordian guy or the trumpet lady. I don't know if I'm more freaked out or more turned on by that blue silk shirt.

If you ask nicely, I'm sure he'll wear it to Tokyo Star this Saturday.

Live @ Tokyo Star!

Come on you hipsters. Don't act like you're too hip for Tokyo Star. You're not. You still like it there. And now you're going to like it even more. Why? Because your favourite Rock 'n Rule band Desmond & The Tutus is playing there! Awesome!

By the way, a little bird told me that there'll be some more Desmond & The Tutus T-shirts hanging out at Tokyo Star that very evening. So if you happen to be there and you spark conversation with them and throw them some compliments and maybe buy them a drink or two one of them might go home with you.

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!

You know these guys. They're nice. We're nice. You're nice. Let's dance!

Live @ The Wrong Party!

Yes! It's the funnest dance party that you'll ever go to! It's The Wrong Party! And you will have a good time or you will die.

So, you want to come and dance and have the most fun you'll ever have in your life? But you don't know where the blazes 88 is? Well you've come to the right place. From Pretoria: M1 towards Jo'burg, Corlett Drive Offramp and turn LEFT into Corlett Drive, RIGHT into Louise Botha, RIGHT into Louie Rd which becomes Ivy Rd, LEFT into Grant Ave. 88 is on the corner of William & Grant.

Let's Rock 'n Roll.

You came. We came. You danced. We danced. You smiled. We smiled. And it was rad. Thanks to everyone that made it to The Wrong Party, here are some pics if anyone cares. There'll be others and they'll be in better venues, I swear. Smell you later...

It's A Celebration!

Hey! Guess what? If you guessed this, then you'd be spot on. So, to celebrate someone liking us we stole some kid's ice-cream cake. Yum! I know what you're thinking, didn't he get upset and hit us? Nope, he was crippled. So, problem solved.

See you on Saturday at The Blues Room!

Also, check out the new SL Mag. They gave us a thumbs up! So, we'll give them a high five.

Live @ The Blues Room. Again.

Hey everyone! We're playing at The Blues Room again this Saturday so come along and have a dance! It'll be fun, I promise. We're playing with some other bands, so it should be nice.

You can be on the guestlist! Yes you! And you! And even you, fatty! Just SMS your name and surname to 083 460 3015 and there you go!